Quoteable Quotes I like

I heard an awesome quote a while ago, and i liked it. Life is like a straw...only you can make it suck. I like it because it is true. I can't remember where i heard it though.
Have you ever thought about the way a word sounds, and if you think about it too much, it starts to sound like it is the wrong word? Or it sounds weird? I am going through that internal fight right now, and the word is QUOTE. ha ha ha :D
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